Things You Learn From Watching Porn
* Women wear high heels to bed.
* Men are never impotent.
* When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
* If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he fucks her.
* Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with spunk.
* Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
* Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blow job.
* Women always orgasm when men do.
* A blow job will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.
* All women are noisy fucks.
* People in the 70’s couldn’t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
* Those tits are real.
* A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman’s butt.
* Men always groan ‘OH YEAH’ when they cum.
* If there is two of them they ‘high five’ each other. (and the girl isn’t disgusted!)
* Double penetration makes women smile.
* Asian men don’t exist.
* If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes the boyfriend won’t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend’s mouth.
* There’s a plot.
* When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the ass.
* Nurses suck patients’ cocks.
* Men always pull out.
* When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking both of you.
* Women never have headaches.
* When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to ’suck it’
* Assholes are clean.
* A man ejaculating on a woman’s butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
* Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man’s pants and find a cock there.
* Men don’t have to beg.
* When standing during a blow job, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman’s head and the other proudly on his hip.
* Pigtails = handlebars.
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iunie 18, 2008 at 5:19 am
This gives a meaning to my whole sexual life (except for the mens always pulling it out)